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Yesterday (Huttese Lyrics 'Beespunchaw')
Beespunchaw
Kaj ma bingonna sa reeneechu
Ateema hoohah sa wata stik
Oh, jee neega
Ma beespunchaw
Ateema
Dobra chuba ta nek jee tuk sa
La sa shapa-keesay heeru je
Oh, beespunchaw
Sa ateema
Konchee ma cheeka acheeta
Jee settah not
Jee settah kalku
Jee neega ma beespunchaw
Beespunchaw
Kooyay sa ree outfit tah pogwa
Acheeta jee tunkee tah bolla
Oh, jee neega
Ma beespunchaw
Konchee ma cheeka acheeta
Jee settah not
Jee settah kalku
Jee neega ma beespunchaw
Beespunchaw
Kooyay sa ree outfit tah pogwa
Acheeta jee tunkee tah bolla
Oh, jee neega
Ma beespunchaw
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Suspicious Minds (Huttese Lyrics 'Tapun Ooma')
Jee jee no nakay
No kav kachay
Jee kyay u peetch disayki lulloo
U not stuka
Choy u xpmasi jee
U ap-xpmasi moona choy jee settah
Jee jee no kavaa bolla
Foo tapun ooma
Jee jee no wasichay
Foo tapun ooma
Joppay ma pateesa
Naga settah achuta
Jee dropa stuka tapun nawee u
Wata jee jee dropa
Settah konchee sa je
Jee wakay ree ree, ree ree weekee
Jee jee no kavaa bolla
Foo tapun ooma
Jee jee no wasichay
Foo tapun ooma
Jee jee kyay kawsay, jee jee
Crispo weekee du nawee
Ap-xpmasi crispo ta jewz
Yeah, je neeja lulla u
Jee jee no nakay
No kav kachay
Jee kyay u peetch disayki lulloo
U not stuka
Choy u xpmasi jee
U ap-xpmasi moona choy jee settah
Jee jee no nakay
No kav kachay
Jee kyay u peetch disayki lulloo
Jee jee no nakay
No kav kachay
Jee kyay u peetch disayki lulloo
Jee jee no nakay
No kav kachay
Jee kyay u peetch disayki lulloo...
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Annie's Song (Huttese Lyrics)
U wata ma musee
Kuta tuta ta sacha
Kuta orkoo no pookoo
Kuta kachay paray
Kuta pacha sikoota
Kuta du ankwa kucha
U wata ma musee
Wata je dopa
Sama je kyay u
Sama maki u ma kawsay
Sama killee u foo assie
Sama nee choo do rik
Sama loola cheeska u
Sama kuteela foo u
Sama je kyay u
Je kyay u dopa
Sama kuteela foo u
Sama je kyay u
Je kyay u dopa
U wata ma musee
Kuta tuta ta sacha
Kuta orkoo no pookoo
Kuta kachay paray
Kuta pacha sikoota
Kuta du ankwa kucha
U wata ma musee
Wata je dopa
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My Mistress
The day is no longer,
A hot sun is now a chilling moon.
She looks at me from the bedside table,
My mistress knows I’ve had a rough day,
She seems to smile at  me,
Chrome smearing the walls like gum on a sidewalk,
I hold her,
I turn her on,
The rain falls hard,
She will give me comfort,
I turn off the light.
She is in wild drive,
As first she plays an old gaming song,
The sort of thing that reminds human germs like me of childhood,
Yes,
Riding a pig through an Aboriginal village,
This is the adventure she takes me on first,
I/close my eyes, but not before she shifts gear.
Ah, there,
Coltrane,
Proper sleepsong,
There’s the ticket.
I wake up to the sound of music,
Some racketous din at 8 o’clock in the morning,
My mistress needs morning juice,
She’s been turned on all night.
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Silent Hill Anamnesis Chapter 2
Ernest Baldwin made his way to through the streets. He was on his way to work, as the director of Brookhaven Hospital. Unlike the more notable Alchemilla Hospital on the other side of Silent Hill, Brookhaven catered to mental health needs; locals called it an asylum. Ernest’s position meant that he’d seen more disturbing, wretched things than the average man. It was only the previous that a patient had pulled a sign down from the hospital wall and attacked him with it. These situations worried Ernest less than they would any other.
As he walked from his home up Nathan Avenue, he couldn’t help but notice something was wrong. The streets seemed to be deserted and a mistand frost unseasonable to late October prevailed. Ernest turned blue in only his suit, and he could barely make out the turning into Caroll Street. It was about this time he started to fear slightly for his daughter Amy, who had gone to school on the other side of the lake that morning. But he walked on u
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Silent Hill Anamnesis Chapter 1
Frank Sunderland had barely gotten himself out of bed before picking up the phone. He was the superintendent of South Ashfield Heights, a complex of small one bedroom apartments in downtown Ashfield, a stereotypical yet dark and somewhat barren town the other side of Portland. Frank, despite being the building’s higher power, was humble enough to allow his tenants to have the more spacious rooms. His; Room 105, at the centre of the first floor corridor; was barely the size of any other room’s kitchen. It featured a counter for food preparation, a small television fifteen years out of date, an airing cupboard with a toilet and shower and a pull-out sofa where Frank sat, slept and kept his phone and the rooms only lamp on a cabinet on one side.
Also on the cabinet was the room’s only furnishing, and one of Frank’s most cherished possessions; a picture of his son James and daughter-in-law Mary on their wedding day, taken at the start of the reception, midday on an
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Rev. Jack Hayward of the Church of the Latter Day Dude
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Thought I'd update this thing after years of being out of date!

I am Jack, 18 from England. I like piņa coladas and getting caught in the rain. I'm also studying film and media in college, I either want to be a journalist or work in advertising, whichever, don't mind.

My Favourite Music:
Queen, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Meat Loaf, The Beatles, Elvis Presley, Deep Purple, Led Zeppelin, David Bowie, Jimi Hendrix, Blue Oyster Cult, The Doors, Howlin Wolf, Screamin Jay Hawkins, Iron Maiden, Mike Oldfield, Burzum, Akira Yamaoka, Babatunde Olatunji, Brian Eno, The Count Five, Julian's Treatment, Czar, Arcadium, Aphrodite's Child, Vangelis, Attila, Steel Mill, Incredible Hog, Mother Love Bone, Nirvana , Goat, Guy Warren, Joe Bonamassa, Isaac Hayes, John Denver

Movies: STAR WARS!!!!, Tarantino, Cohen Bros, Toy Story, Se7en, Anchorman, Old School, American Pie.

TV Shows: Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Friends, Mentalist, Blue Bloods, Blackadder, Red Dwarf.

Games: Oblivion, Skyrim, Silent Hill, Crash Bandicoot, Mario, Pokemon.
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Happy Birthday!
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THANKYOOO!!!! :D:D:D
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You're welcome :hug:
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Hi there!! Congrat on getting one more year dear!! So you're 18 now!! Yay!
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Thankyou so much!! :D:D:D
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stalk stalk stalk stalk... jks, lol... or not O___O

mwahahahahaha, ciaosorella awaaayyyyy!!!! ~~~~
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Hey there! :wave:
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Thank you for the +Watch! I've been very busy with real life lately, but I hope you will enjoy my future work :cuddle:
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