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Yesterday (Huttese Lyrics 'Beespunchaw')

Beespunchaw Kaj ma bingonna sa reeneechu Ateema hoohah sa wata stik Oh, jee neega Ma beespunchaw Ateema Dobra chuba ta nek jee tuk sa La sa shapa-keesay heeru je Oh, beespunchaw Sa ateema Konchee ma cheeka acheeta Jee settah not Jee settah kalku Jee neega ma beespunchaw Beespunchaw Kooyay sa ree outfit tah pogwa Acheeta jee tunkee tah bolla Oh, jee neega Ma beespunchaw Konchee ma cheeka acheeta Jee settah not Jee settah kalku Jee neega ma beespunchaw Beespunchaw Kooyay sa ree outfit tah pogwa Acheeta jee tunkee tah bolla Oh, jee neega Ma beespunchaw

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Yesterday (Huttese Lyrics 'Beespunchaw')

Beespunchaw Kaj ma bingonna sa reeneechu Ateema hoohah sa wata stik Oh, jee neega Ma beespunchaw Ateema Dobra chuba ta nek jee tuk sa La sa shapa-keesay heeru je Oh, beespunchaw Sa ateema Konchee ma cheeka acheeta Jee settah not Jee settah kalku Jee neega ma beespunchaw Beespunchaw Kooyay sa ree outfit tah pogwa Acheeta jee tunkee tah bolla Oh, jee neega Ma beespunchaw Konchee ma cheeka acheeta Jee settah not Jee settah kalku Jee neega ma beespunchaw Beespunchaw Kooyay sa ree outfit tah pogwa Acheeta jee tunkee tah bolla Oh, jee neega Ma beespunchaw

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Smell Like You Mean It

She got a Perfume 5, But her breath's like chives, Baby keep the garlic offa me, She could be sweet 16, Smelling like a blue cheese, You know it's great at 32 degrees; When he's at my fence, Smelling like raw mince, You know I'll offer him a Spearmint, And when he calls it quits, 'Cos he's got the squits, You know I'll always tret him like a Prince; 'Cos we love our love, Different bad smells, I love her body, Especially the nostrils, Time takes its toll, But not on the armpits, Promise me this, Smell like you mean it; If he stinks real bad, Y'know I don't feel sad, I can give a shower in a tick, And if he ain't got Lyn

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Shroudshipping: Chapter 1

Leo Mazurek loved the 'The Banzai Bandits'. When he was younger, he used to collect the Banzai Bandits' Super Trading Card Game, and, when his school would hold contests to see whose monsters were the strongest, Leon would always come up top trumps, pun intended. But the golden days of Goto Mochi and his monster-wielding piratical friends were long gone. A new generation had been born, and with it came 'Banzai Bandits S.E.X.', which caused outrage among the Bandits' fandom with its protagonist, Penisu Uiro, and his catchphrase "Watashi wa hariken no yona anata o fakku tsumorida." It's your job to translate that. But the golden age was what L

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